All your base are belong to us
https://www.theonion.com/you-are-all-inside-amazon-s-second-headquarters-jeff-1829865580
“After a search for a new location lasting more than a year, a massive dome was seen descending from the sky and enclosing the whole nation Friday as Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos announced to a horrified American populace that it was now living inside his company’s second headquarters.”