Speaking of Halloween candy…

Candy Bars – Ranked

Butterfinger –
there is no excuse for Butterfingers in the candy bar kingdom. People who like Butterfingers are not nice human beings. They’re the types that leave stale food in the office refrigerator for weeks, don’t pick up their dog’s shit, and cheat on their taxes. The last time I saw a guy eating a Butterfinger he was beating his wife and urinating on his neighbor’s lawn.

You may also like...

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *